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Jan 28, 2022Liked by Mark Finn

It’s a lot of fuss just to watch Jason Bourne get into a swordfight with Batman.

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And in the end, it’s Kylo Renn and Bourne who throw down, but Bourne and Bruce Wayne do have a contentious relationship all the way through.

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Jan 28, 2022Liked by Mark Finn

But does it have a disco ball and does it flush to dubstep?

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No, but we are working on additional special effects. There will be a party going on in the bunker bathroom.

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Jan 28, 2022Liked by Mark Finn

Mental Note: Arrange for NECA to be acquired by Cyberdyne Systems and put in charge of the design team for Terminators. Having a piece of a Terminator go <SPROING> at inopportune moments will be of great help to the human resistance.

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What could possibly go wrong?

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Your bathroom stories bring me great joy. Thank you and best of luck with the toilet light.

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