I’m so sorry you’re having such difficulties, but that your irrepressible sense of humor is still rapier-sharp gives me hope. After 20+ years in the medical field, I have found that those patients that have a sense of humor or who are at the very least quick to laugh are the ones who recover fastest from what ails them. Yours will be a positive prognosis, I have no doubt. Take care.
Good God that was amazingly entertaining. I mean, I am empathetic and I want you to know I hate that you are experiencing any difficulties whatsoever because I love ya, but holy hell…I am rolling over here.
Seriously, I know I’ve told you this before but it’s been a while so here it goes. You, sir, are a damn good writer.
Pretty sure there's something wrong with me but I definitely skipped right down to the penis part. 5 stars for entertainment value, 1 star for the actual situation. Fingers crossed that your turtle survives the upcoming procedures.
You, my friend, have elevated TMI to an artform! Seriously, it's a real humanitarian service to go into detail on uncomfortable doctor visits, as it normalizes the experience. I feel retroactively less traumatized by my own.
...Also, just as I was hitting superhero movie/show fatigue, Peacemaker has saved the day. It's every bit the show I always wanted but thought it a waste of time to ask for. Very similar sensibilities as the Harley Quinn animated series.
Yes, the similarity to the HQ show is not lost on me. Who'da thought that the irreverent vibe would have worked so well for DC? I mean, the Lego Batman movie is a less racy and appalling version of that. Have we entered the age of Post-Gravitas? Or does that tone only work with the second (and third) stringers?
And anything I can do to prep you for penis trauma, I'm happy to help. I got you, Brother.
Mark, dammit, I pride myself on not being the sort of person who laughs at another's misfortunes, but... well, I damn near peed myself.
Serves you right!
I’m so sorry you’re having such difficulties, but that your irrepressible sense of humor is still rapier-sharp gives me hope. After 20+ years in the medical field, I have found that those patients that have a sense of humor or who are at the very least quick to laugh are the ones who recover fastest from what ails them. Yours will be a positive prognosis, I have no doubt. Take care.
I just wish my doctors knew how brilliantly funny I am.
Good God that was amazingly entertaining. I mean, I am empathetic and I want you to know I hate that you are experiencing any difficulties whatsoever because I love ya, but holy hell…I am rolling over here.
Seriously, I know I’ve told you this before but it’s been a while so here it goes. You, sir, are a damn good writer.
More penis euphemisms, please.
Oh…my God, I cutting onions over here…
You can stay as long as you want with that attitude.
Pretty sure there's something wrong with me but I definitely skipped right down to the penis part. 5 stars for entertainment value, 1 star for the actual situation. Fingers crossed that your turtle survives the upcoming procedures.
Awesome! That you skipped is pretty much what I wanted all along!
You, my friend, have elevated TMI to an artform! Seriously, it's a real humanitarian service to go into detail on uncomfortable doctor visits, as it normalizes the experience. I feel retroactively less traumatized by my own.
...Also, just as I was hitting superhero movie/show fatigue, Peacemaker has saved the day. It's every bit the show I always wanted but thought it a waste of time to ask for. Very similar sensibilities as the Harley Quinn animated series.
Yes, the similarity to the HQ show is not lost on me. Who'da thought that the irreverent vibe would have worked so well for DC? I mean, the Lego Batman movie is a less racy and appalling version of that. Have we entered the age of Post-Gravitas? Or does that tone only work with the second (and third) stringers?
And anything I can do to prep you for penis trauma, I'm happy to help. I got you, Brother.