Suggestion: get one of those plastic urinal bottles, pee into the bottle, then empty the bottle into the bowl. Until you have control back, this might help avoid the crime scenes. Also useful for tracking how much you're urinating and checking the color if that's an issue.
"Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man."
~ Kevin Smith, who went on to write 4 more Jay and Silent Bob movies after penning that line, so I guess I see your point.
Suggestion: get one of those plastic urinal bottles, pee into the bottle, then empty the bottle into the bowl. Until you have control back, this might help avoid the crime scenes. Also useful for tracking how much you're urinating and checking the color if that's an issue.
But if I pee into a jug, I won’t have all of these fascinating anecdotes to dine out on.
"Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man."
~ Kevin Smith, who went on to write 4 more Jay and Silent Bob movies after penning that line, so I guess I see your point.
I haven’t seen the trailer for Clerks 3 yet. I’m probably going to see it, anyway. I’m a simple man.
You never fail to make me laugh out loud. And I'll never see one of those balloon clowns the same way again.🔥
That was my plan all along.